Very backdated photos of the Babycrat at Fraser's Hill.

The Babycrat does this Incredible Hulk thing every time he's excited.

The Resident 阿旺. Photo by Pukesome Mummy, bad haircut by the Resident Bureaucrat, who failed hairdressing school.

The T-shirt the Resident Bureaucrat is wearing is not standard office issue, but something I made him buy at Tampines Mall because I thought the wording was such a scream.

B: What is the Babycrat lying on? It looks like a polar bear rug.

Me: It is! It's a piece of cloth that's called polar bear. But it sheds more fur than a real polar bear. I had to take the Babycrat off quickly because he kept trying to eat the fur.

B: You must teach the Babycrat to be a more finicky eater.